Don-don-don't, don't stop the beat...

DanceX starts next Saturday at 6.55 on BBC1. So that advert keeps telling us. Whether we want to know or not. It could very well turn out to be the campest thing that BBC1's ever shown on a Saturday night (which considering the competition over the last few years, that's really saying something). Thing is, when the voiceover says 'Bruno versus Arlene in the battle to create the ultimate group', all I can hear is 'Bruno versus Ali', which conjurs up visions of perhaps the two most polar opposite heavyweight boxers in history, trying to get a lot of people in leg warmers to jig around a bit in unison. Now there's an idea for a show...